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To: comic@superkids.com
Subject:  Truths About Life Little Children Have learned


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  Truths About Life Little Children Have learned

  * No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.

  * When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.

  * If your sister hits you, don't hit her back.  They always catch the
    second person.

  * Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.

  * You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

  * Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.

  * Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

  * Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.

  * Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.

  * School lunches stick to the wall.

  * You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

  * Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.

  * The best place to be when you are sad is in Grandma's lap.

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