To: comic@superkids.com
Subject: YOU KNOW YOU'RE STRESSED WHEN....
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE STRESSED WHEN....
* You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you
have said it before.
* The sun is too loud.
* Trees begin chasing you.
* You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step for the consumption
of coffee.
* You can hear mimes.
* You believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly.
* You ask the drive-thru attendant if you can get your order to go.
* You keep yelling "STOP TOUCHING ME!!!" even though you are the only
one in the room.
* Antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.
* You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you
have said it before.
* You have an irresistible urge to bite the noses of the people you are
talking to.
* Losing your mind was okay, but when the voices in your head quieted,
it was like losing your best friend.
* You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you
have said it before.
* You can achieve a "Runner's High" by sitting up.
* You can see individual air molecules vibrating.
* It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.
* You listen to your relaxation tapes on high speed.
* You call your voicemail from your car using your cell-phone while
driving to work to remind yourself of tasks to do during the day.
* Your e-mail notification tune is Taps.
* You call the Time & Weather line because "that lady really understands
you."
* You take the "Don't Walk" sign personally.
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