To: comic@superkids.com
Subject:  Fwd:  Cowboy Humor


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A cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo
Theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to
the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat."

The cowboy groaned but didn't budge. The usher became more
impatient.
"Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the
manager."

The cowboy just groaned. The usher marched briskly back up the
aisle,

and in a moment he returned with the manager. Together the two of
them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with no success. Finally,
they summoned the police.

The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right
buddy, what's your name?"

"Sam," the cowboy moaned.

"Where ya from, Sam?"

With pain in his voice Sam replied, "The balcony"..


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