To: comic@superkids.com
Subject:  Read a book


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IT'S TIME TO TURN YOUR COMPUTER OFF & READ A BOOK WHEN:

1. You wake up at 4 am to go to the bathroom and stop to check your
e-mail on the way back to bed.

2. You turn off your computer and get this awful empty feeling, as if
you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

3. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just
> for the
free internet access.

4. You laugh at people with 14.4-baud modems.

5. You start using smileys :-) in your snail mail.

6. You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a
wordprocessor.com

7. You can't correspond with your mother...she doesn't have a modem.

8. When your e-mail box shows,"no new messages", and you feel really
depressed.

9. You don't know the gender of your three closest friends because
> they
have neutral screen names and you never bothered to ask.

10. You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you
Landscape.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

12. After reading this message, you immediately e-mail it to a friend!!!


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